Steve Martin

Ernest Bilko

Dan Aykroyd

Colonel Hall

Phil Hartman

Major Thorn

Glenne Headly

Rita Robbins

Daryl Mitchell

Wally Holbrook

Max Casella

Dino Paparelli

Eric Edwards

Duane Doberman

Dan Ferro

Tony Morales

John Marshall Jones

Sergeant Henshaw

Brian Leckner

Sam Fender

John Ortiz

Luis Clemente

Pamela Adlon

Raquel Barbella

Mitchell Whitfield

Mickey Zimmerman

Austin Pendleton

Major Ebersole

Chris Rock

Lieutenant Oster

Cathy Silvers

Lieutenant Monday

Steve Park

Captain Moon

Debra Jo Rupp

Mrs. Hall

Richard Herd

General Tennyson

Steve Kehela

Master Sergeant Sowicki

Dale Dye

First Engineer

Charles C. Stevenson Jr.

Minister

Rance Howard

Mr. Robbins

Christopher Paul Hart

Nelson

Steph Benseman

Bartender

Sam Micco

Blackjack Dealer

Ursula Burton

Assistant Casino Manager

Carol Rosenthal

GHQ Corporal

Eidan Hanzei

Technician #1

Anthony Monroy-Marquez

Schoolboy Actor

Lauren Kate Weinger

Schoolgirl Actress

Tami-Adrian George

Janet

Travis Tritt

Travis Tritt

Reno Wilson

Radio Disc Jockey

Sally Brooks

Technician #2

Carmela Rappazzo

Telephone Operator

Dwayne Chattman

Soldier #1

Clifton Collins Jr.

Soldier #2

Andrea C. Robinson

Vegas Woman #1

Lynn Tulaine

Vegas Woman #2

Cheryl Francis Harrington

Corporal #2

Michael D. Starks

Boxing Trainer

David E. Cousin

Craps Dealer

Allan Bragg

DOD Dignitary

Frank Romano

Pit Boss

Russell Bobbitt

Valet Parker