Steve Martin

Henry Clark

Goldie Hawn

Nancy Clark

John Cleese

Mr. Mersault

Mark McKinney

Greg

Jessica Cauffiel

Susan Clark

Charlie Dell

Janitor on Train

Tom Riis Farrell

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Cynthia Nixon

Sheena

Josh Mostel

Dr. Faber

Anne Haney

Woman in Bathroom

Carlease Burke

Airline Representative

Oliver Hudson

Alan Clark

Rudolph Giuliani

Self

Valerie Perri

Stewardess

Peggy Mannix

Sweeper Woman

Jordan Baker

Rental Car Clerk

Christopher Durang

Paranoid Man

Mo Gaffney

Paranoid Woman

Mary Testa

Dominatrix

Gregory Jbara

Edward

Joseph Maher

Mr. Wellstone

Constance McCashin

Mrs. Wellstone

Steve Bean

Greg's Friend

James Arone

Room Service Waiter

Chris McKinney

Arresting Cop

Joe Grifasi

Arresting Cop

Jerome Preston Bates

Prisoner #1

Jacinto Taras Riddick

Prisoner #2

Cher Cosenza

Dancer

James Hunter

Traveller (uncredited)