Anna Faris

Cindy Campbell

Regina Hall

Brenda Meeks

Marlon Wayans

Shorty Meeks

Shawn Wayans

Ray Wilkins

Jon Abrahams

Bobby Prinze

Lochlyn Munro

Greg Phillippe

Shannon Elizabeth

Buffy Gilmore

Dave Sheridan

Doofy Gilmore

Cheri Oteri

Gail Hailstorm

Tanja Reichert

Miss Congeniality

Carmen Electra

Drew Decker

Kurt Fuller

The Sheriff

Rick Ducommun

Cindy's Dad

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Slave

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Garage Victim

Dan Joffre

Cameraman Kenny

Lloyd Berry

Homeless Man

David L. Lander

Principal Squiggy

Kelly Coffield Park

Teacher

Trevor Roberts

Dookie

Jayne Trcka

Miss Mann

Karen Kruper

Drew's Mom

Kendall Saunders

Miss Thing

Glynis Davies

Buffy's Mom

Jessica Van der Veen

Woman in Theatre

Jennifer Ann Lee

Reporter (uncredited)

Frank B. Moore

Not Drew's Boyfriend

Giacomo Baessato

Trick or Treater #1

Kyle Graham

Trick or Treater #2

Leanne Santos

Trick or Treater #3

Mark McConchie

Drew's Dad

Matthew Paxman

Annoying Guy

Chris Robson

KOMQ Reporter

Susan Shears

Female Reporter

Peter Bryant

Black TV Reporter

Andrea Nemeth

Heather

Craig Bruhnanski

Road Victim

Reg Tupper

Beauty Pageant MC

Babe Dolan

Grandma

David Neale

Policeman #1

Nels Lennarson

Policeman #2

Nicola Crosbie

Reporter

Ian Bliss

Reporter #2

Chris Wilding

Shorty's Roomate

Peter Hanlon

Suicidal Teacher

Ted Cole

Older Man in Theater

Doreen Ramus

Old Lady in Theatre

Lee R. Mayes

Amistad II Captain

Mark Hoeppner

Whipmaster

Jim Shepard

Young Man in Theatre

Dexter Bell

Shorty's Friend

Ted Gill

Store Clerk

Andrew Keilty

Killer Ghost (uncredited)

James Van Der Beek

Dawson Leary (uncredited)

Johnny Hawkes

Warren (uncredited)

Kevin Hansen

Stoner (uncredited)

Art Hives

Teacher (uncredited)

Bruce Mahler

Homey (uncredited)

Zahf Paroo

Principal (uncredited)

Aubrey Tennant

Underwear Norseman (uncredited)

China Shavers

Shorty's Date (uncredited)

Gwyneth Paltrow

Viola de Lesseps (archival footage)

Joseph Fiennes

William Shakespeare (archival footage)