
The Size of Watermelons
- Comedy
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Cast

Paul Rudd
Alex

Donal Logue
Gnome

Donovan Leitch
Patrick

Marissa Ribisi
Lizzie

Ione Skye
Maggie

John Enos III
Leonard

Adam West
Self

Tracey Walter
The Vagrant

David Lee Russek
Eddie

Zack Ward
Skinhead
- Ed Anders
Ed Anders
Bouncer

Richard Gilbert-Hill
Drama Teacher
- Matt Koruba
Matt Koruba
Young Alex

Leila Johnson
Kim

Françoise Robertson
Cafe Waitress

Allan Kolman
Vladimir
- Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed
Dealer
- Jamie James
Jamie James
Jock
- Stephen Webb
Stephen Webb
James
- Jason NeSmith
Jason NeSmith
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
- Michael Anthony Williams
Michael Anthony Williams
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
- Nigel Mogg
Nigel Mogg
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
- Jesse Dorsey
Jesse Dorsey
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
- Jeff Cairns
Jeff Cairns
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Curtis Lindersmith
Curtis Lindersmith
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Joe Majestik
Joe Majestik
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Jason Mason
Jason Mason
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Grant Vanderslice
Grant Vanderslice
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Brandon Wells
Brandon Wells
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
- Bernie Engel
Bernie Engel
Professor
- Loesha Zeaviar
Loesha Zeaviar
Rachel
- Jeff Rothpan
Jeff Rothpan
Hotel Clerk



















