
Opportunity Knocks
- Comedy
Eddie and Lou are a couple of two-bit con men on the lam from a loan shark. They hide out in someone's house and they hear on the answering machine that (A) the owner of the house is out of the country for a month or two and (B) the housesitter supposed to watch the house for the absent owner won't be able to watch the house due to a new job in another part of the country. This provides for a pretty nifty arrangement for Eddie and Lou...until the relatives of the house owner drop by to visit. Eddie quickly adopts the guise of the person supposedly housesitting for the owner, and the shenanigans start from there.
Cast

Dana Carvey
Eddie

James Tolkan
Sal

Robert Loggia
Milt

Todd Graff
Lou

Julia Campbell
Annie

Milo O'Shea
Max

Doris Belack
Mona

Sally Gracie
Connie

Mike Bacarella
Pinkie

John M. Watson Sr.
Harold Monroe
- Beatrice Fredman
Beatrice Fredman
Bubbie
- Thomas McElroy
Thomas McElroy
Men's Room Attendant

Jack McLaughlin-Gray
Wine Steward
- Gene Honda
Gene Honda
Japanese Businessman

Del Close
Williamson

Michael Oppenheimer
Chase
- Paul Greatbatch
Paul Greatbatch
Driver
- Sarajane Avidon
Sarajane Avidon
Commissioner's Secretary

Mindy Bell
Executive
- Richard Steven Mann
Richard Steven Mann
Executive
- Ron Max
Ron Max
Sal's Associate
- Kent Logsdon
Kent Logsdon
Sal's Associate

Jed Mills
Club MC

Michelle Johnston
Club Singer
- Bill Bradshaw
Bill Bradshaw
David

John Cothran
Building Commissioner
- Tal Golomb
Tal Golomb
Bar Mitzvah Boy
- James Hassett
James Hassett
Vendor
- Mark Hutter
Mark Hutter
Stan
- Joshua Livingstone
Joshua Livingstone
Nathan
- Jill Shellabarger
Jill Shellabarger
Ginger
- Adam Jason Weiss
Adam Jason Weiss
Myron

Lorna Raver
Eddie's Secretary
- Michelle Quigley
Michelle Quigley
Woman at Accident

Judith Scott
Milt's Secretary
- Rebecca Cagen
Rebecca Cagen
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Don Cagen
Don Cagen
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Paul Dallas
Paul Dallas
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Randy Harrah
Randy Harrah
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Peter Hennes
Peter Hennes
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Pennington McGee
Pennington McGee
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Steven Zoloto
Steven Zoloto
Bar Mitzvah Band
- Cathy Carlson
Cathy Carlson
Party Guest (uncredited)
- Jeff Dlugolecki
Jeff Dlugolecki
Accident Witness (uncredited)

Beau Dremann
DJ (uncredited)
- Jeff Grafton
Jeff Grafton
Valet (uncredited)
- Robert Minkoff
Robert Minkoff
Bit (uncredited)
- Jock L. Schloss
Jock L. Schloss
Bouncer (uncredited)
- Jennifer Scott
Jennifer Scott
Party Guest (uncredited)

Matt Socia
Bartender (uncredited)

Peter Spellos
House of Stereo Manager (uncredited)
- Gail Trotter
Gail Trotter
Bar Mitzvah Dancer (uncredited)



















