
Happy, Texas
- Comedy
- Crime
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Cast

Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer

Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.

William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent

Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock

Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer

M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow

Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober

Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley

Paul Dooley
The Judge
- Jillian Berard
Jillian Berard
Madison

Scarlett Pomers
Jency
- Melissa Arnold
Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl

Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
- Tiffany Takara
Tiffany Takara
Other Happy Girl

Tim Bagley
David

Michael Hitchcock
Steven
- Ed Stone
Ed Stone
Alton

Rance Howard
Ely
- Derek Montgomery
Derek Montgomery
Bully Boy
- Kiva Lawrence
Kiva Lawrence
Pageant Judge
- Carley Fink
Carley Fink
"Little Light Girl"

David Shackelford
Varnel
- Kim Story
Kim Story
Guard
- Mark Illsley
Mark Illsley
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
- Tim Cowgill
Tim Cowgill
Local Cowboy (uncredited)

Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)

Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
- Guy J. Graves
Guy J. Graves
Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)



















