Jim Henson

Kermit the Frog / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / Waldorf / Swedish Chef / The Muppet Newsman / Zeke / Man in Dubonnet Club

Frank Oz

Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam the Eagle / Gramps / Swedish Chef (voice)

Dave Goelz

The Great Gonzo / Beauregard / Zoot / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Lobbuck Lou / Singing Food (voice)

Jerry Nelson

Sergeant Floyd Pepper / Pops / Lew Zealand / Louis Kazagger / Bellhop Rat / Slim Wilson / "Dirty Bird" / Man in Park

Richard Hunt

Scooter / Statler / Sweetums / Janice / Beaker / Bellhop Rat / Bubba / Gramps / Monster / Singing Food / Cab Driver

Charles Grodin

Nicky Holiday

Diana Rigg

Lady Holiday

John Cleese

Neville

Robert Morley

British Gentleman by Pond

Peter Ustinov

Truck Driver

Jack Warden

Mike Tarkenian

Steve Whitmire

Rizzo the Rat / Lips / Bellhop Rat / Monster / Singing Food / Zeke (voice)

Louise Gold

Annie Sue Pig / Chicken / Lou / Singing Food / Lady Holiday's Secretary / Pigeon Sounds / Dubonnet Club Dancer

Kathryn Mullen

Chickens / Gaffer the Cat / Monster / Singing Food / Passenger in Cab / Pigeon Sounds

Bob Payne

Muppet Performer / Bellhop Rat

Brian Meehl

Muppet Performer

Mike Quinn

Muppet Performer

Robbie Barnett

Muppet Performer

Hugh Spight

Muppet Performer / Street Dancer

Brian Henson

Muppet Performer / Cyclist

Caroll Spinney

Oscar the Grouch (voice)

Erica Creer

Marla

Kate Howard

Carla

Della Finch

Darla

Michael Robbins

Henderson

Joan Sanderson

Dorcas

Peter Hughes

Stanley

Peggy Aitchison

Prison Guard

Tommy Godfrey

Bus Conductor

Katia Borg

Model

Valli Kemp

Model

Michele Ivan-Zadeh

Model

Chai Lee

Model

Christine Nelson

Girl in Park

Cynthia Ashley

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Susan Backlinie

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Sherrill Cannon

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Christine Cullen

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Susie Guest

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Wendy Holker

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Linda Horn

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Lee Keenan

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Darine Klega

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Lynn Latham

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Cynthia Leake

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Kahren Lohren

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Tricia McFarlin

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Denise McKenna

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Melina Lee Phelps

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Denise Potter

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Ann Rynne

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Roberta Ward

Charkie's Water Ballet Performer

Bobby Bannerman

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Sean Barrett

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Heather Beckers

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Bi Benton

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Marc Boyle

Painter Dancer (uncredited)

Derek V. Browne

Man Wheeling Chicken Crate (uncredited)

David Buck

Fashion Judge (uncredited)

Derek Chafer

Policeman (uncredited)

Wilt Chamberlain

Basketballer (uncredited)

Anne Chapman

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Suzanne Church

Reporter (uncredited)

John Clifford

Photographer (uncredited)

Alyson Court

School Girl Dancer (uncredited)

Sue Crosland

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Patti Dalton

Prisoner (uncredited)

Barbara S. Davis

Annoyed Dubonnet Club Patron's Date (uncredited)

Peter Diamond

Painter Dancer / Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Marcus Dods

Dubonnet Club Conductor (uncredited)

Peter Falk

Tramp (uncredited)

Roger Finch

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Graham Fletcher-Cook

Bystander on Bike (uncredited)

John Gallant

Nicky Holiday's Victim (uncredited)

Paul Nicholas Grade

Dubonnet Club Waiter (uncredited)

George Hamer

Dubonnet Club Orchestra Member (uncredited)

Ian Hanham

Reporter (uncredited)

Julie Harris

Fashion Analyser (uncredited)

Calista Hendrickson

Tailor (uncredited)

Carolyn Heywood

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Nick Hobbs

Barman Dancer (uncredited)

Miki Iveria

Woman at Produce Vendor (uncredited)

Peter Jessup

Fashion Designer (uncredited)

Danny John-Jules

Businessman Dancer / Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Linda Jolliff

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Okon Ubanga Jones

Construction Worker Dancer (uncredited)

Lesley Judd

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Kay Korda

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Rollie Krewson

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Linda Lawrence

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Christopher Leith

Muppet Performer (uncredited)

Dick Lieb

Dubonnet Club Orchestra Member (uncredited)

Jason Lively

Teenager (uncredited)

Rodney Lovick

Doorman (uncredited)

David Ludwig

Delivery Man (uncredited)

Carol Lynne

Dubonnet Club Patron (uncredited)

Derek Lyons

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Anita Mann

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Mary Mazstead

Prisoner (uncredited)

Patrick Monckton

Chef Dancer (uncredited)

Kathleen Moody

Dubonnet Club Patron (uncredited)

Cathy Munroe

Cyclist (uncredited)

Christopher Newman

Postman Dancer (uncredited)

Grant Olding

Clumsy Man (uncredited)

Tom Patchett

Air Steward (uncredited)

Sandy Penson

Waitress Dancer (uncredited)

Colin Pilditch

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Joe Raposo

Dubonnet Club Orchestra Member (uncredited)

Terry Robinson

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Brian Rogers

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Tim Rose

Muppet Performer (uncredited)

Bunny Seaman

Dubonnet Club Patron (uncredited)

Kelly Silver

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Tina Simmons

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Colin Skeaping

Interrupted Driver (uncredited)

Richard Slaughter

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Douglas Squires

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Guy Standeven

Old Gentleman in the Park (uncredited)

Dusty Symonds

Paint Covered Street Dancer (uncredited)

Jay Tarses

Air Steward (uncredited)

Reg Thomason

Annoyed Patron in Dubonnet Club (uncredited)

Donald Torr

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Cy Town

Fashion Show Photographer (uncredited)

James Tyler

Dubonnet Club Orchestra Member (uncredited)

Amy Van Gilder

Woman Having Picture Taken in Dubonnet Club (uncredited)

Joe Wadham

Ford Driver (uncredited)

Kenny Warwick

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)

Simon J. Williamson

Muppet Performer / Dubonnet Club Waiter (uncredited)

Mak Wilson

Street Dancer (uncredited)

Thick Wilson

Produce Vendor Dancer (uncredited)

Wei Wei Wong

Dubonnet Club Dancer (uncredited)