Tom Green

Gord Brody

Rip Torn

Jim Brody

Marisa Coughlan

Betty

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Freddy Brody

Harland Williams

Darren

Anthony Michael Hall

Mr. Davidson

Julie Hagerty

Julie Brody

Jackson Davies

Mr. Malloy

Connor Widdows

Andy Malloy

John R. Taylor

Farmer #1

Bob Osborne

Farmer #2

Fiona Hogan

Pregnant Woman

George Gordon

Doctor

Ron Selmour

Security Guard - Studio

Drew Barrymore

Davidson's Receptionist

David Neale

Man #1 - Restaurant

Scott Heindl

Man #2 - Restaurant

Wendy Chmelauskas

Woman - Restaurant

R. Nelson Brown

Larry / Truck Driver

Lorena Gale

Psychiatrist / Social Worker

Simon Longmore

Cop with Social Worker

Giacomo Baessato

Morose Kid

Eric Keenleyside

Foreman

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille

Rick Tae

Security Guard

Noel Fisher

Pimply Manager

Irene Karas

Cop at Fancy Restaurant

Ted Friend

Local Field Reporter

Balinder Johal

Indian Woman #1

Kamaljeet Kler

Indian Woman #2

Ralph Wagner

Helicopter Pilot

Mike Bullard

Policeman (scenes deleted)

Ralph Alderman

Locksmith

Chris Carver

Spectator

Michele Cummins

Bank Manager

Joe Flaherty

William

Stephen E. Miller

Ernie

John Rigg

Disgruntled restaurant patron

Jorge Rodriguez

Pulp Mill Worker #1

Cliff Solomon

Big Bear

Stephen Tobolowsky

Uncle Neil

Henry O. Watson

Pulp Mill Worker #2

Tom Hallick

Anchorman

Darren Moore

Sandwich Customer

Allan Gray

Waiter